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1 aa funny poem!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
I saw you asleep
you looked so cute
But then i saw her
I wanted to puke
That fukin bitch
Sucking your nob
You didnt no u had
ur dik in her gob
I grabbed her hair
and smacked that goat
i took my knife
and went for her throat
She turned round
her face startled me
It was so ugly
I started to scream
Then you woke up
with a bit of a fright
you started at me
then turned to that dyke
"whats goin on?"
you asked me
"what is that minger
doin on top of me?"
That was the end
she started to cry
pulled out a gun
"i want to die"
screamed it so loud
she almost went blue
you replied to her
"let me help you"
you grabbed the gun
there was nowhere to run
you missed that shot
what have you done?
Now i look down
on the whole of you life
and as for ur punishment
she is gonna be your wife
I cant believe you shot me
I cant believe i died
I cant believe you denied it
I cant believe you lied
I hope your are happy together
I hope she dont make you cry
like you did to me i mean
so now im saying goodbye
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