1 and 2 HILARIOUS blonde jokes!!

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One day a blonde walks into an apliance store. Pointing at a microwave, she says to the clerk that she would like to buy it. The clerk says, "I'm sorry, miss, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde gets very angry, since she really needs a microwave. So the next day she comes into the store with a brown wig on. Again she tells the clerk she would like to buy the microwave she is pointing at. But the clerk says, "I'm sorry, miss, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde is enraged and asks the clerk how he knew she was blonde. But the clerk frocefully escorts her out of the store, looking around nervously, as the blonde is somewhat screaming. So finally the next day the blonde dyes her hair brown and walks into the store, again asking to buy the microwave. The clerk, once again, explains that the store does not sell to blondes. Furious, she asks the clerk why. The clerk replies calmy, "Ma'am, that microwave you're pointing at is one of the most expensive TVs in the world. It sells for about 360,000.00."



Three blondes are walking in a forest. Looking down at the ground, the first blonde says, "Oh, look, guys, deer tracks" The third blonde laughs as the second replies, "Girl, those aren't deer tracks, those are bear tracks. Duh" finally the thrid blonde replies, "Are you guys crazy? Look at them. Those are mountain lion tracks." Suddenly they are all run over by the train.


Lolz I'm a straight A's blonde gal, but hey, are these funny rofl

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