1 reply 2 u kno ure from Kentucky when..READ THIS!
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1.)We are not related to everyone and we do not legally marry our cousins
2.)Our actual Friday nights consist of going to the movies or going to a party...and the party is not in a field..its at someones house...not trailer
3.)We may have our own accent but at least you can understand it...unlike the people who talk so fast it makes you throw up
4.)Our English teachers are educated if not more than you all's
5.)There is nothing wrong w/the Crackel Barrel
6.)Need I remind you that most of the time our team is rated at least in the top ten..if not the 1 seat...so shut up just cuz you're jelouse of our awsome team
7.)U of L is in Kentucky....you dipshit
8.)We are southern but we never succeded from the Union
9.)It was a fair fight
10.)Look closer and you'll see that we our actually driving down the road in Escalades and Corvettes which by the way are made in Kentucky
11.)DEER MEAT TASTES GOOD
12.)We're just as modern as everyone else
13.)I own current CDs of rap artists and such...as do my friends
14.)I have about 20 pairs of NEW shoes in my closest right now
15.)We only don't wear shoes in our backyard and at least we have backyards...
16.)Very little of us own overalls
17.)NOBODY says yall come back real soon
18.)My grandmother despises tobacco
19.)NOt everyone talks like that...and most people love are charming southern accent
20.)WE NEVER SUCCEDDED FROM THE UNION...but we are southern
21.)We do love to fish...but we have more acomplished dreams that to own a fishing show
22.)The northern part of the country is the North
23.)REBEL FLAGS DO NOT SYMBOLIZE RACISM
24.)We do not support the KKK
25.)MARRY YOUR OWN COUSIN IS REVOLTING
26.)We have normal pets such as cats and dogs...not coons and theyre names do not start w/Billy
27.)Pick-ups are perfectly fine vehichels
28.)When to or more people are in a bed isn't that a 3some?..and dont guys love that???
29.)We have a very nice Olympic size public pool
30.)We are not stupid enough to give children under he age of 10 guns
31.)Spitting is disgusting
32.)Everyone has to be ran off the streets at midnight..cuz we dont want to go home...and wrestling is fake and stupid
33.)Are 3 main jobs are being respectful, honest, and hardworkinh
There Im done. Im a 14-year-old girl and i have lived in Kentucky..SOUTHERN Ky all my life and very little of these things are true and if you would take time out of your stuck up life to drive through this state its beauty would take you're breath away...thats all for now and if you read all this and called me a lier i dare you to come visit me...because my dad DOES own about 20 shotguns...HAVE A NICE DAY and feel free to email me with your thoughts or questions about kentucky
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