Tha Best Damn Yo Mamma Jokes!!!!!!!!!!
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yo momma so fat she bent over and got arrested for possesion of crack
yo momma so ugly i would tell her to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY
yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
Id cum back wit a betta cum back but i left it in yo mammas mouth
yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo mammas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mammas just like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
Your momma so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
Your momma so fat the national weather agency have to assign code names to her farts
Your momma so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her head out of the window
Your momma smells so bad that people look forward to her farts
Your momma so ugly when she was born they stuck her in an incubator with tinted windows
Your momma so hairy her armpits look like she got afroman in a headlock
Your momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they had to draw a circle round her mouth so they didn't accidentally feed her ass
Yo mamma so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday
Yo momma is so dumb she thought slim shady was a diet program
Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo momma so fat she has more chins the a Chinese phone book
yo mamma so fat she steped out tha house in tha evening with a yellow dress and people thought tha sun was shining
yo mamma so poor i opened up ur cabinets and 3 roaches sang WE ARE FAMILY
yo momma so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarette in your living room she said who turned off the heat?
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over tha cord on your cordless phone
Yo momma’s so dumb that she slipped on Velcrow
yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
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