1 Reasons why it's so great to be FEMALE!!!! 1
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How nice for you. Guys have to try on clothes to make sure they fit. We just don't derive as much joy and excitement from it as you seem too. Please, for the love of God, find some better use of your time.
2) You don't have to go to the bathroom standing right next to your friends, or worse yet, next to total strangers
You get used to it. In fact, I can't really think of anyone who has a problem with urinating in a public bathroom with people around.
3) There's no pressure to be "bigger" than your friends. . .if you get my drift.
Yes, i do know what you mean. And frankly Scarlet, i don't give a damm. It's not my friends i'm trying to impress anyway. Might i call your attention to breast enlargement though?
4) We don't have to be able to bench 300 lbs to even be thought of as buff.
Most guys don't really care how much they can "bench". Most of my gym class was dedicated to watching girls running. Besides, the bench press is boring. Masterbation is much more fun anyway (And it builds up your forearms).
5) We don't want to be buff in the first place
Neither do guys (But check out my forearms)
6) We have all of the cool magizines
Guys have way more magazines that are cool to them, not to mention the vast seas of porn at our disposal, which are mainly targeted for male viewers.
7) Make-Up
8) Shoes
9) Prom. . .dresses. . .pretty hair. . .
Wow, these aren't even relevant points. Just a bunch of numbers with nouns after them (except for pretty; that's an adjective).
10) Everybody wants to see the bride and her dress. . .Grooms are all the same. . .same thing goes for Prom or any formal dance. They just rewear the same thing for everything.
I'm sure the groom's side of the family would enjoy seeing him at the wedding, regardless of what he was wearing. And don't forget the father-in-law, i'm sure he'd like the groom to be there so he can throw dirty looks at him for deflowering his little girl (poor guy, so blinded by love for his daughter that he's in denial; we all know she's probably screwed around with a more than a few guys way before the groom came around).
11)We can like groups like NSync (oh baby) and O-Town and not be concidered gay or stupid.
That's odd, I find you nauseatingly stupid for liking those bands.
12) We dont have to shave our face
I'm sure some girls do. And if not, you still have to shave everything else unless you want your friends/classmates to think you're a wookie
13) Chick flicks rock
Only for chicks, dearie.
14)We get to oogle all the hotties such as: Paul Walker, Matt Damon, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keanu Reeves. . .ect. . .the list goes on and on
Guys have idols to drool over too. Though i've always preferred pornstars. At least you can get to see them naked, compared to movie stars/musicians that only tease you and force you to use your imagination to see them in erotic poses.
15) glitter and shimmer
That's well and nice for girls, but most guys prefer not to look like a fairyland reject.
16) We mature faster and statisticly do better in school. . .even when we don't do better in school, we can make people think we do
This entire forward is proof that at least one girl is dumber than she says she is (i can only hope that there aren't more of 'her' out there). The fact is, if you're stupid, everyone can tell. The harder you try to prove you're smart, the more people will see the truth.
17) We always will have the great excuse of , it's that time of the month. After you say that, no guy messes with you and you get away with anything
Hypothetical situation: You crash your car and kill four people. You explain to the families of your victims that it was "that time of the month" and that it's really not all your fault. I'm sure they'll understand.
18) Cops tend to be much more sympathetic with girls.
What about the lady cops? or gay cops?
19) Many men will want you, only one will finally get you and even he, wont deserve you
Enjoy that while it lasts, because sooner or later guys will see you for the horrible person you really are and you'll be begging for anyone who will keep you. No one deserves such a loathesome and wretched woman as yourself. You and all your kind make me violently ill.
20) Women never need to buy a drink.
You'll dehydrate with that kind of attitude.
21) Even if your not sweet or innocent, it's easy as cake to pretend
Amazing What a clever ruse to fool the male community Why, no one is a match for your cunning What's that? You met a guy that seems really nice? What's that? You invited him to live with you and now he gets drunk and beats you every night? How Ironic (Long story short for those that don't appreciate sarcasm: Guys can be good at lying too).
22) You don't even need to know the guy, just smile and he wants you. . .hehe, doesn't mean he will get what he wants
Please, by all means, SMILE Maybe if we're all lucky a bird will crap in your mouth...prays for this to come to be
23) You never have to agree to anything. No is an universal answer
Tell that to a rapist.
24) Alamony
How wonderful for you. God help your twisted and demented soul.
25) Ladies First
Pushes Lilac2216 out of line.
26) We set the standards. If a guy doesn't fit them, we find soembody who does. Guys don't have it that easy.
Suprise suprise, guys have standards too. If you're under the impression that you run the universe, you should seriously re-evaluate your life. (Author's note: Dance little puppet, DANCE).
27) We're always right, even when we're wrong.
What color is the sky in your world?
28) Our insurance is lower
HUZZAH Finally, the one point in this entire peice of garbage that i can agree with. Congratulations Now...onward
As you know, the list goes on forever There are countless reasons why it is great to be Female So many that I can't even think of all of them. Yes, it is true that God made Man first. However, you need a rough draft before you make a perfect copy
I'm sure there are a number of reasons you can't go on with your imaginary 'list of reasons', i largely assume it's due to severe brain damage.
I'd also like to point out the irony of using the bible as a source to help support your point considering most of it is rather masculine in it's essence (refers to god on numerous occasions as "He", mentions the age that Adam lived to and all of his male heirs, but makes no notice of Eve's years or any female offspring of the pair, etc). Also, god DID create Adam first, this is true. But the only reason he made Woman is because Adam asked him too (not that i'm saying you should be thankful or anything, just stating things as they happen). Also, in the entire bible (certain religions negate certain juicy tidbits) God created a woman from earth and dust named Lilith, the same way Adam was created (Author's note: Lilith is my favorite character in the whole bible because she tells both God and Adam to screw themselves and flies out of the Garden of Eden to sleep with fallen angels). After that, there was Eve v.1.0 and Eve v.2.0. Eve v.2.0 was the final one (fortunately). So, Man was fine just the way he was, but it took a long while to make Woman work right.
I still stand solemnly with the ideal that we are all human and should be treated that way (even though that never happens :[ ). I have nothing against women, but i do have something against anyone that believes that one [Insert gender/group of people/type of person] is better than [Second gender/group of people/type of person].
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