Some yo mama jokes! (1)

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1. Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a dollar, she made change
2. Yo mama so dumb, she tripped on a cordless phone
3.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
4.Yo mama so poor, when you stepped on the burning ciarette in her house, she said "Hey Who turned off the heat?"
5.Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the ocean, all the animals started singing "We are family, even though your bigger than me"
6. Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller
7. Yo mama's so poor, when you saw her buying trash bags you asked "What are you doing?" and she said "Buying luggage"
8. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
9. Yo mama so legs are so hairy, her jeans have sideburns
And finally
10. Yo mama so fat, when she did the splits, she gave the rosd a hicky

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