1 a a...The joke of opening a pub

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1 day there were 3 men and they decided to open a pub, so 1 man thought what could we call this pub, it'll need a good name if we are going 2 be successful in running it, so 1 man said lets name it after the queen, everybody like the queen so they all agreed
The first man said lets call it the queens head, bt everybody uses that name lets call it somethinng different, so they thought and th next man said lets call it the queens arms, brilliant name bt stil nt good enouth, the last man said lets call it the queens legs and they all agreed on this amazing name

Then 1 day they saw a man standing outside the pub, they went outside and asked the man what are u doin here. The man replyed im waiting for the queens legs to open so tht i can have a drink

he he, u hav 2 think dirty 2 get tht joke, he he

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