Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts

Religious

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Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ss

In some cultures what I do is considered normal

Last night I was laying in my bed looking up at the stars when I realised... Where the uck is my ceilling?

I wanna be Barbie, that btch has everything

Roses are red, violets blue, God made me pretty what happened to you?

This one is a poem: Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the suger bowl is empty and so is your head.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing the privilege

One vodka... Two Vodka... Three Vodka... Floor...

Where's the good in goodbye?

Guys have feelings too. But like... Who cares

You may think he's saxy, you may think he's fine, but guess what BTCH, he's mine

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