My Car Speaks For Itself
Inspirational
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- Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
- Acura Legendary I'm too bland for German cars.
- Acura NSX I am impotent.
- AMC Gremlin I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
- AMC Marlin My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
- Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires
- Audi 80 I thought the 4000s was too fast.
- Austin-Healey 3000 I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
- Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
- Buick Riviera Convertible I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
- Buick Electra Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
- Buick Reatta I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
- Cadillac Cimarron I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
- Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
- Cadillac Seville I am a pimp.
- Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people.
- Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
- Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.
- Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
- Chrysler 5th Ave Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
- Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
- Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
- Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
- Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
- Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
- Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)
- Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones.
- Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
- Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
- Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
- Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
- Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.
- Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
- Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
- Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
- Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
- Jeep Wrangler I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
- Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
- Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
- Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
- Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
- Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
- MGB I am dating a mechanic.
- Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.
- Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Why accelerate? Because you can!
- Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
- Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
- Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
- Plymouth Fury I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.
- Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
- Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock.
- Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
- Renault 2CV I think your car is ugly too.
- Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
- Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
- Triumph TR6 I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.
- Toyota Camry I am still in the closet.
- Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
- Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet.
- VW Rabbit GTi My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
- VW Jetta I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
- Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now.
- Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
- Volvo 240 Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.
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