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a damn good joke...ha
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I know its not a heaven joke but its still funny..
Therre werre three men studying an ancient tribe in Africa. One day they werre walking thru tha jungle when one of tha tribe members captured tha three men, he took them back to tha leader of tha tribe and said i captured these three men. The leader looked at tha three men and said "We will roast these three men on tha fire and eat them for dinner" the three men said "no please dont eat us we'll do anything" so the tribe leader told them to go out in tha jungle to find 10 fruits each....The first man came back with 10 apples. The leader told him to stick all 10 apples up his butt without making a face or saying anything. He got 4 apples up his butt and fell over. so he would be eaten. tha second man came back with 10 grapes. tha leader told him to do tha same. he got about 8 grapes up therre and he fell over laughing and couldnt get anymore up his butt. the first man said "Bob why did u stop? You werre so close" Bob said "I saw mike coming back with 10 watermelons"
hah..hope ya like it
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