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No Arms, No Legs
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...hanging on a wall? Art
...under a car? Axel
...who used to be a boxer? Big Ears
...in a mailbox? Bill
...in a pool? Bob
...in a bank? Buck
...on your shoulder? Chip
...and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod
...covered with oil? Derrick
...with a spade? Doug
...without a spade? Douglas
...flying over the fence? Homer
...in a GMC? Jimmy
...in the bathroom? John
...impaled on a stick? Lance
...on a porch? Mat
...laying on a piece of paper? Mark
...on a stage? Mike
...in a hole? Phil
...on a hill? Roland
...under a bush? Russell
...waterskiing? Skip
...in a hot tub? Stew
...with a pet rabbit? Warren
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs...
...floating on a pond? Lily
...hanging on a clothes line? Peg
...between two slices of bread? Patty
What do you call a gal with one...
...leg? Eileen
...leg who is asian? Irene
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