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-i never asked 2 be princess, but hey if the crown fits
-oh what a shame looks like the ugly fairy kissed u on both cheeks
-the best things in life arent things
-i love u like a fat kid loves cake
-jelousy is a horrible disease, get well soon btch
-your village called, there missin there idiot
-always be yourself, those who mind dont matter and those who
matter dont mind
-dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive
-the seven dwarves were taking a bath, they were feeling happy, so
happy got out
-sometimes i dream of being taken away by a giant squirrel, does that make me a nut?
-growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
-the other nite i dreamt that i was eating a giant marshmellow, and when i woke up my pillow was gone
-its not called showing off, its called being mad cos u cant do it
-live like theres no tomorrow, love like youve never been hurt, dance like nobodys watching, and fcuk like ur being filmed
-im like a butterfly, pretty 2 see but hard 2 catch
-be more concerned about your character then your reputation cos
your character is who u are and you reputation is what others think of you
-spiteful words hurt, but silence breaks ur heart
-dont settle 4 the one u can live with, wait 4 the one u cant live without
-its better 2 let someone think ur an idiot then 2 open ur mouth and prove it
-love makes life so confusing, but without love, would u want 2 live?
-its hard 2 tell ur mind 2 stop loving someone when ur heart still does
-people are going 2 talk about u especially if they envy u and the life u lead, let them u affected their lives, they didnt affect yours
-think highly of yourself.. the world takes u at your own estimate
-everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, u can have it when im done
-never try 2 teach a pig 2 sing, it wil just waste your time and annoy the pig
-my life is like an egg, im either getting smashed or laid
-dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you
-your only young once, but u can stay immature indefinetely
-for love id do anything, for u, id do more
-in the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips
-sarcasm keeps you from telling ppl wat u really think of them
-caution: im having a blonde moment, please speak slowly and use small words
-dont hate me cos im beautiful hate me cos ur man think i am
-guys are like mascara, they run at the first sight of emotion
-he who laughs last didnt get the joke
-its not when wild animals attack, its more like when stupid ppl
get bit
-being cute is one thing, but being hot is a whole other story
-judge me all u want, just keep the verdict 2 urself
-certified sex instructor class is now in session
-flirtation: attention with intention
-dont regret the things that made u smile learn from the tears
that follow
-im so good at sex, i scream my own name
-im not a tease, im just a reminder of what u cant have
-when a girl steals your man, theres no better revenge then 2 let
her keep him
-two words guys hate, dont and stop, unless u put them together
-silence is golden, but shouting is fun
-all of u who talk about me thanks for making me the centre of the world
-what lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us
-i had a party last nite, u didnt come, but your bf did, twice
-moving on is simple, its what u leave behind thats hard
-inspect-my-gadget
-if at first u dont succeed, destroy all evidence that u tried
-if friends were boogies, id pick u first
-the best way 2 destroy an enemy is 2 make him a friend
-life is the art of drawing without an eraser
-a smile is a curve that can straighten out alot of things
-may your life be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful
-dont mess with the best cos the best dont mess
-may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
-bondage barbie, chains and whips excite me
-make chocolate not war
-i dont play hard 2 get i play 2 get u hard
-save santa the trip and be naughty
-never fight with an ugly person, they have nothing 2 lose
-you dont get a second chance 2 make a first impression
-nice perfume but why marinate in it?
-sometimes i think im so romantic, i should just marry myself
-music is a deaf mans life, like porn 2 a blind man
-its not cheating if u like wat u get
-youd be good looking if it werent 4 ya face
-im busy, your ugly, have a nice day
-erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole dam chicken
-if youve got nothing nice 2 say, come sit with us
-mirrors dont talk, and lucky 4 u they dont laugh either
-women need a reason 2 have sex, men just need a place
-they say a picture is worth a thousand tears, but when i looked
at yours, i couldnt say anything
-women are stupider then men cos we date them
-just when u think life is an uphill struggle, everything goes downhill
-people dont change things change people
-just when i think its as good as it gets u go and make it better
-there are 2 types of great parties, those u will never forget and
those u cant even remember
-sometimes the best way 2 figure out who u are, is to go to the
place where u dont have to be anything else
-chocolate, coffee, men: some things are just better rich
-every girl wants a guy 2 meet all her needs, but a guy wants all the girls to meet his one need
-in some cultures, what i do is considered normal
-my door is always open, so feel free 2 leave
-u dont love someone cos they r beautiful, they are beautiful cos u love them
-being happy doesnt mean everything is perfect, it just means youve decided to look beyond the imperfections
-love is a two-way street, and i think ur car just died
-never underestimate the power of blondes, especially if there is more then one
-half of the world envies me the other half? who cares
-love doesnt make the world go up and down, it just makes the ride worthwhile
-if u treat a woman like an object that just wrong, if u treat an object like a woman thats just grose
-sometimes u need to run away, just to see who will follow you
-its not easy being me, but it sure is funny watching people try
-someday u will be sorry, someday when ur free, memories will remind you, that u could of been with me
-everyone says you only fall in love once, but thats not true, everytime i see your smile, i fall in love all over again
-the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
-reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
-a balanced diet is a cookie is each hand
-therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap
-screw princess, i wanna be queen
-if confusion is the first step to knowledge, i must be a genius
-smile it scares people
-im immature, unorganised, irresponsible, lazy and loud, but im fun
-im not inconsiderate, i just dont give a shit
-a wise monkey never monkies with another monkies monkey
-screw skittles taste my rainbow
-when life hands you lemons, throw them at people
-im one of those bad things that happen to good people
-sex is not the answer, sex is the question, the answer is yes
-i was walking in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as
they got closer,then it hit me
-the average woman would rather have beauty then brains because
the average man can see better then he can think
-a successful man is one who makes more then his wife can spend, a successful woman is one who can find that man
-if a turtle doesnt have its shell, is it homeless or naked?
-jelousy is all the fun you think they had
-we find love by not finding someone whos perfect, but seeing an imperfect person perfectly
-he who laughs last thinks slowest
-dont cry cos its over, smile cos it happened
-everything is funny aslong as it is happening to someone else
-a friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words
-i never forget a face, but in your case, i値l make an exception
-cant cope? dont mope, theres hope, smoke dope
-save a tree, eat a beaver
-i know im not perfect, but im so close, it scares me
-dont steal, the government hates competition
-we are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse
-im not always right, but im never wrong
-if everything is coming your way, then your in the wrong lane
-im looking for true love, but i will settle for cheap sex
-i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
-god loves you, but everyone else thinks your an idiot
-wanted: meaningful overnight relationship
-learn from your parents mistake and use birth control
-everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont have the film
-if u have to explain it, its not funny
-its not a mess if you know where everything is
-food tastes better when someone else makes it
-invest in not being cheap
-happiness is when your addicted to liking yourself
-friends help you move, real friends help you move the bodies
-its better to understand a little, then 2 misunderstand alot
-hate me cos u hate me, not cos u aint me
-no one is listening until u make a mistake
-if your drinking apple juice and its warm, odds are it aint apple
juice
-no husband has ever been shot while washing the dishes
-im on a seafood diet, everytime i see it, i eat it
-be yourself because everyone else is taken
-maybe there is a part of me that is dramatic and sad, and im
letting it guide me
-i cant tell if this is suffering, but i know that i feel miserable about myself
-friends r people who kno everything about u, and still like u
-im so unsure of my feelings and thoughts, that my own words would betray myself
-reality is wrong, dreams are for real
-id like to see things from your point of view, but i cant seem 2 get my head that far up my arse
-remember when u asked me who i loved and i said no one, what i really meant was no one but u
-how can u b friends with someone, if everytime u look at them, it makes u want them even more
-time used 2 fly, now its afraid of terrorists
-to love is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one u love is everything
-winning isnt everything, theres also rubbing it in when ur done
-love comes, love goes, but doesnt come 2 dirty hoes, it doesnt come to girls who play so be a good girl everyday
-the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra
-when your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme
-if you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i will never have to live a day without u
-i love u not for what u are, but for what i am when i m with u
-a person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, a person who doesnt is a fool forever
-when they discover the centre of the universe, alot of people
will disapointed 2 find that they are not it
-im not afraid of storms, for i am learning 2 sail my own ship
-u laugh because im different, i laugh because your all the same
-i wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive then i realised, suicides a crime
-dont hate me cos im beautiful. well ok, hate me cos im beautiful
-listen closely 2 your enemies, they tell u your faults
-winning isnt everything, but losing is nothing
-for every minute u spend angry, u lose 60 seconds of happiness
-tears are unspoken words
-its always times like these where i think of u, and wonder, if u ever think of me
-my name isnt elmo, but u can tickle me if u want
-i am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect
-your such a good friend, that if we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life jacket, i would miss u and think of u often
-what a coincidence, i love me too
-of all of the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most
-i always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but i never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
-dont frown u never know whos falling in love with ur smile
-make love not war, condoms are cheaper then guns anyway
-should i smile because u are my friend, or cry because thats all we値l ever be
-no guy is worth your tears, and the one that is wont make u cry
-dont say u love me, unless u really mean, cos i might do something crazy, like believe it
-everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the priviledge
-its not the size of the dog, its the size of the fight in the dog
-you know your in love when the hardest thing 2 do is say goodbye
-a stranger stabs u in the front, a boyfriend stabs u in the heart, a friend stabs u in the back, but best friends dont carry knives
-never explain, your friends dont need it, and your enemies wont believe u anyways
-treat your friend as if she might become an enemy
-everyone is meant for someone, i believe u are my someone
-meeting u was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling
in love with u was completely beyond my control
-what goes around, usually gets dizzy and falls over
-love is like a game of tug-a-war, one jerk after another
-i dont swim in ur toilet, so dont pee in my pool
-i have one word for people who talk about me, j-e-l-o-u-s-y
-a nice ass should b seen, not heard
-guys are players, thats a fact, dont fall in love, just play em
back
-love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who
recieve it
-love is when ur having a bad day, but then u see the one u love
and everything seems ok
-u know your hot if u wake up in my bed
-the older u get, the better u get, unless u are a banana
-repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity
-whats meant 2 be will find a way
-i cannot sleep, i cannot dream tonight, i need somebody and always
-are u Afraid of being alone? cos i am, im lost without u
-i never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one, but i can tell u anyways, i would rather see than be one
-a day without a smile is a day wasted
-life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
-the truly great person is the person that makes every person feel great
-dont accept rides from strange men, and remember, all men are strange.
-there is no such thing as impossible, its just a longer word for fear.
-until you make peace with who u are, u will never be content with
what u have.
-dont play me, play the lotto, you値l have a better chance of winning
-when you die, u should leave your brain to science, after all, their the ones with the microscopes powerful enough to find it
-when in doubt..mumble
-im not a vegetarian cos i love animals, im a vegetarian cos i hate plants
-THINK it may be a new experience
-i could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
-everyone has the power to make others happy, some do it by entering the room, and some do it by leaving it..
-if life throws u lemons, duck
-i came. i tried. i lost. dammit. i came again. i cheated. i won.
-im almost over u, i only miss u on the days that start with y
-the only reason ppl get lost in thought is cos its unfamiliar territory
-everything that isnt nailed down is mine, anything that i can pry loose is not nailed down
-love is just like alcohol. a little fun followed by a long, painful hangover
-you can save alot of water if u shower with a friend
-a million words wouldnt bring u back, i kno because ive tried, neither will a million tears, i kno because ive cried
-face ur fears, live ur dreams, and say wat u need 2 say cos tomorrows never a promise
-if u were drawn with a pencil, i would erase your face
-sometimes majority only means that the fools are on the same side
-a memory lasts forever, never does it die, true friends stay together, and never say goodbye
-dont upset me, im running out of places to hide the bodies
-when im good, im really good, but when im bad im better
-do u sleep on your stomach? if not, can i ?
-just when u think no ones watching, a pair of eyes stare at u from the darkness.
-the only thing ive successfully made in the kitchen is a mess
-i find it kind of funny, and i find it kind of sad, that the dreams, that the dreams in which im dying, are the best ive ever
had.
-remember, amateurs built the arc, and professionals built the titanic.
-those nights, when u cant fall asleep, its because your in someone elses dreams
-never forget yesterday, but always live for today, because u never know what 2moro will bring or wat it can take away
-never apologize for saying what u feel, thats like saying sorry 4 being real
-happiness enters our lives through doors we dont remember leaving open
-if its the thought that counts, then u can count on me, i think about u all the time
-it is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable but it is the little differences that make them interesting
-love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost, sometimes unrecognized, but in the end, always found with no regrets, forever valued, and kept treasured
-dont be afraid of death, be afraid of the unlived life.
-i dont wanna let u go, but sometimes i feel its not worth it
-i wanna be just like barbie, that btch has everything
-you kno u love someone when the mere thought of hurting them is enough to break your own heart
-sometimes the person that u really need is the one u didnt think u wanted
-dare 2 be different in a world where most things are the same
-id rather be hated for who i am, than loved 4 who im not
-things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out
-for every second that u spend btching bout how bad your life is could be one second you could be using to make it better
-faith is believing in things when common sense tells u not 2.
-to be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and dont worry about the darkness for that is when stars shine the brightest
-im multi-talented, i can talk and annoy u at the same time
-theres a sparkle in ur eye that only i see, and theres a place in ur heart where only i wanna be
-be nice to nerds. chances are you値l end up working 4 one
-ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must
-good things dont come to those who wait, they go 2 those who want it so bad, they cant wait
-i wish i was a little girl again, skinned knees heal faster then broken hearts
-i tried sniffing coke once, but an ice cube got stuck up my nose
-sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid
-i loved you then, i love you still, i always have, i always will
-bombing 4 peace is like fcuking 4 virginity
-poof be gone, your breath is too strong, poof come back, i found a tic tac
-as i said before, i never repeat myself
-smile, its the second best thing u can do with ur lips
-life without u is like a broken pencil, completely pointless
-i wish dreams became wishes and wishes came true, because in all of my dreams im always with you
-its always better 2 be pissed off then 2 be pissed on
-the greatest thing you値l ever learn, is just 2 love and be loved in return
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