MIchigan Temperature Conversion Chart (with my own modification!)

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Michigan Temperature  (F) Conversion Chart
+70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
In Michigan, people  go swimming in the lakes.
+60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
+50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
+40 degrees
Italian  English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan water gets thicker.
+20 degrees
Florida's wear coats, underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
+10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People from Michigan lick a flagpole.
0 degrees
Californians fly to Mexico.
People in Michigan look for their winter coats.
-20 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
-60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes...until it gets cold
enough.
-80 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
-100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganians get frustrated because they can't thaw a keg.
-297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl
(yea and they only reason they win is because no one else is "alive" to play them... which means that they STINK hahaha (written by a WI person)

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