Angela and Dorothy's YO MUMMA jokes

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yo momma is so nasty, when i asked wotz for dinner she put her fott on da table and said 'corn'

Yo momma is so old dat when she farts she farts out mummy dust

Yo momma is so nasty that when i asked wotz for dinner she opened her legs and said 'craps'

Yo momma so fat, that you have to feed her with a sling shot.

Yo momma so fat that you have to paint a white stripe down the middle of her, to see if she's walking or rolling

Yo momma's like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma so ugly that when they were filming 'gorilla's in the mist' they filmed her in the shower.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window, the little kids ran away.

Yo momma so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Yo momma so fat that that when she jumped down the grand canyon, she got stuck half way.

Yo momma so fat that when she was on the beach, the life guard tri

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