Angela and Dorothy's YO MUMMA jokes
Religious
Rating: Not Rated
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Yo momma is so old dat when she farts she farts out mummy dust
Yo momma is so nasty that when i asked wotz for dinner she opened her legs and said 'craps'
Yo momma so fat, that you have to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo momma so fat that you have to paint a white stripe down the middle of her, to see if she's walking or rolling
Yo momma's like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma so ugly that when they were filming 'gorilla's in the mist' they filmed her in the shower.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window, the little kids ran away.
Yo momma so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma so fat that that when she jumped down the grand canyon, she got stuck half way.
Yo momma so fat that when she was on the beach, the life guard tried to roll her back in.
You should tell ya mumma to stop wearing lipstick, my dicks becoming multicouloured.
I saw yo mom kicking a can down the high way, i asked her ' what are you doing' she replied, 'i'm moving house'
Yo momma is so ugly that she uses a line of make up with the label, 'why bother'
Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the monsters away.
Yo mumma so ugly that when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job aplication
Yo momma so dumb, she failed her blood test.
Yo momma so fat , when jumped into the ocean, all the whales sang, 'WE ARE FAMILY'
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born, the nurse said 'what a treasure' and her dad said 'yeah, lets bury it'
Yo momma is like a tv, a 2 year old can turn her on.
Yo moma is so dumb, that she stuck a battery up her arse and said 'I'VE GOT THE POWER'
Yo momma's got more rolls than a chinese bakery.
Yo momma is so old, she was a waitrass at the last supper.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma is so dumb, she got locked into a grocery store and staved to death
Yo momma is so stupid that she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid that she tripped over a cord less phone
Yo momma is so dumb that on a job apclication, it said not to right on the dotted line and she wrote O.K
Yo momma is so stupid, she puts make up on her head to make up her mind
Yo momma so stupid, she asked whats the number for 911
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