1 Reasons why America and Canada both suck!!!!! 1Reply
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America and Canada are both shit holes
Wow. With argumentative skills like that, you know this kid has to be the captain of the debate team at his school (assuming he‘s even heard of school)
1. Canada thinks it's the best because they can play hockey. Well I have news for you No One cares In other parts of the world people haven't even heard hockey. Who could give a flying Fuk about some stupid sport.
Canada thinks it’s the best at hockey, not because of hockey, whether or not this is true (I really couldn’t care less about sports). I‘m sure in whatever country you’re from, there are people somewhere else in the world that don‘t give a crap about your sports, though it‘s obvious you should spend less time thinking about them and more time reading and keeping your mouth shut to avoid making a complete ass of yourself
2.America assumes that it is the only country in the world. All Americans need to get off their patriotic high horses, and realize that, yes, there are actually other countries in the world.
If America thinks it’s the only country out there, who exactly are we fighting in these wars we’re starting, as you claim later on in your pathetic excuse for a forward? Ourselves? Trees? Cute, fluffy kittens? I think not
3. Each of these countries claim that they invented practically everything known to man. Haha, yeah.
Each country, respectively, claims to be the birthplace of specific inventors, scientists, and superior intellects who in turn invent many things that we use today. Only the foolish who feel they need to validate their existence with false claims of ownership of a creation, concept, or idea do such things in the name of their country
4. Americans are all intent on starting wars.
Obviously you’ve never heard of hippies and antiwar demonstrators before. Besides the mentally inferior, no one really wants war
5. In most American tv shows they constantly make fun of other countries and cultures, because they consider themselves oh so above everyone else in the world.
The shows make comical references to real life events and political situations of other countries, as well as our own, most of which are based on current events and historic information
6. Canadians are all weak as piss.
There’s really no point in replying to this one, it’s beyond retarded
7. Whoever heard of a famous canadian?
http://. Go there. You might actually learn something. (I could have listed a few from the page, but as I reveal in the next segment, I‘m really lazy)
8. Americans are all fat and lazy slobs.
‘All’ is such a strong word. This implies that the U.S. populace is covered with walking land blobs (hehe….land blobs). If that were true, our collective weight would have sent the Earth spiraling into the Sun. Either that or the entire western hemisphere would have collapsed in on itself. I can safely proclaim that I am one of the laziest people on the planet, but as far as I know, at six foot two, one hundred and fifty pounds isn’t ‘fat’, thus rendering your theory that ‘all‘ of us are fat completely irrelevant
9. America is full of teenage pregnant prostitutes.
I don’t even know where to start with this one. Prostitution is the main source of income for any woman under impoverished conditions around the world; your country is not an exception. Don’t even TRY to argue this. Calling teenage girls prostitutes just cause sexual activity is on a rise in younger age groups is only a bad thing if you, as an individual, believe it to be. I firmly (hehe…firm) stand behind the teachings of the kama sutra. To paraphrase, “Sex is good for you, so enjoy it”. And of course I have to stand up for all the women out there that save themselves for ‘their love’; They’re not all prostitutes, as you call them. I also have the feeling that you wouldn‘t complain if you were actually getting laid
10. Some americans live in trailer parks. Nothing like that would ever happen in my country.
Oh, of course not. But please, enlighten us. What splendiferous and utopian country did you say you were from again? Because last time I checked, everyone has problems to deal with everywhere in the world, trailer parks being the least of them, if they‘re even a problem at all. In fact, who fukking cares? If you need a place to live, anywhere is better than a urine-soaked cardboard box in a dirty alley
11. Americans and Canadians both have to label everyone, eg: preps, punk, goth.....no other countries are so shallow as to do this.
You’re right Let’s not label anyone anymore Oh wait…Americans…Canadians…I guess that means you’ve been doing the exact opposite of what you’ve claimed your imaginary transcendent country has abandoned in its wisdom. Way to go hypocrite
12. Cheerleaders. nuff said.
And Adamus said “Let there be a worthless and otherwise illegitimate agreement put forth in a forward, and it shall be about cheerleaders, and let it be numbered 12”, and it was so
13. Americans are all arrogant.
Says the man who has composed a forward claiming Canada and America are ‘shit holes’
14. Canadians have even a worse accent than Americans.
Grammar 101: “Though Americans have horrible accents, the Canadian accent is unbearable”. In other words, learn proper speech and grammar before you bash other countries for their way of speaking, you inbred bottom feeder
15. America has heaps of homeless people that have to sleep in parks and under cars.
Normally they sleep next to the cars, or inside them if possible, being that sleeping under them would probably cause them severe harm when the car was started. I’m very sure that your country, wherever that may be since you neglected to mention it (most likely cause you know it’s rather easy to make fun of for a number of reasons), has more than it’s fair share of difficulties too, as I‘ve mentioned already. One such example would be the growing number of mentally deficient scrotum-lickers like yourself. Please, for the sake of humanity, don’t ever reproduce
16. Canada is one cold ass country, who would want to live there?
Yes, Canada can be a rather cold country…during the winter, just like any other country located a number of degrees above or below the equator. Why would you want to live there? Less polluted than most places, a wide variety of plant and animal life, breathtaking landscapes, just to name a few of the environmental aspect. I don‘t actually live there so I can‘t say much on behalf of the social, economic, or political aspects, but I‘m sure someone who does could add quite a bit here
17. America thinks it has a great education system, however research has proven otherwise.
America knows its abysmal hellholes that barely pass for school systems are a HUGE problem today. Many people would love to see a change in money allocation to help make schools better, but a lot of our political leaders are absolute retards and decide that war or a five billion dollar satellite that can jerk you off from space are much better investments. Idiots (though I would like to try out that satellite)
18. American tourists all wear ugly socks, really ugly short shorts, stupis hats, have big cameras hanging around their necks, and huge big buck teeth. Really the size of Americans teeth is unbelievable
Again with the ‘all’. The only thing you’ve proven in this entire forward is that you can string together a number of lame stereotypes about Canadians and Americans
Well thats all for now, though I do have to say that Canada is way way better than America. A report I read said that Canada is the best country in the world to live in, apart from Australia and Norway.
Hey What do you know, he really DOES go to school
America sucks And yeah your country may have saved other countries in wars, but only because you started them, or they were so long ago that no one cares anymore
That’s right. Kaiser Wilheim, Adolf Hitler, the Viet Cong, and all the other people that raised armies and killed thousands of innocent people were all just a ruse made up by the American media in order to confuse us as the heroes of the war after we came in and “saved” the day. There, now say that out loud and try to not make it sound retarded. Can’t do it? I wonder why? I said it once and I’ll say it again, I can’t stand these people that think they post trash like this about “this sucks or they suck”. I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you cram a broken light bulb down your throat for every crappy stereotype you’ve made? With luck, you’ll die and no one will have to read another one of your stupid forwards ever again
Submitted by Adamus, the Pirate King
(also wrote was “that guy” who wrote the reply to 1 Reasons why it's so great to be FEMALE 1)
Occasionally will be on Aim under the screen name “Silklined Jacket” if you want to talk about stuff. Idiots need not apply.
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