Aitheist and the bear (Sorry about the spelling) Hope you like it.

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An aithiest was walking through the woods one day. The birds were chirping, the waterfall was raging, and everything seemed perfect until the aithiest encountered a big grizzly bear. The bear attacked the aithiest and just before the bear was going to eat him he screamed: "Oh dear Lord, Help me" The bear froze, the bird stopped chirping, the waterfall stopped raging, and from the motionless clouds appeared God himself.
The aitiest was stunned.
"Why should i help you? You have not asked for my help before, or even prayed. You have not accepted me into your heart. Why should i help you now?" God wondered.
"Please this bear is about to eat me," he looked up at the bear. A frozen piece of slobber hung from its lip. "I need your help, please."
"No. I cannot do that. If you would have accepted me into your heart earlier, I would be saving you right now." God turned to leave.
"If you can't help me then will you please make the bear religious," he asked thinking the bear wouldn't eat him if he was religious.
God thought for a moment, "Yes, I can do that." God muttered some words and then turned and walked away. The birds began to sing again and the waterfall was roaring. The piece of slobber fell from the bears mouth.
Then just before the aithiest let out a sigh of relief, the bear clasped his paws together, and said, "Lord, thank you for this tastey meal I am about to eat. amen."

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