I AM POLISH!!

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I'm not a hot dog salesman,a painter, or a janitor.
I don't live in a basement, I don't eat kielbasa and perogies every night.
And I did not get here on a boat, or a horse.
I don't know Marek or Vacek from Warsaw, although I'm certain they're very, very bald people.
I drink vodka not beer,and I don't wipe my ass with leaves.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And I pronounce it Something not Samfin.
I fly my polish flag proudly during the world cup, even tho we're not in it.
Cukier is sugar, piwo is beer and i love u is kocham cie.
And it is pronounced W pierdole, not Shh piedoll.
Poland is the ONLY country where vodka is cheaper than water, and
10 year olds can out drink any North American.
I am (name), and i am polish and proud of it, kurwa

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