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1 funny joke plz read!!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
a boy walks into the living room and his moms on the phone 2 his grandmaother. she slams the phonedown and screams u bstards what a BsTard askes the boy and his mom says o its your grandparents
the boy goes out with his dad and he sees a condom, how gross its a condom sed his father wats a condom? sed the boy o its a can of coke replyed the dad.
its sunday now and grandparents r coming 4 dinner and the boy goes up to the bathroom and sees his father shaving and he cuts himself, o WnKer he goes what s a wnkEr dad ses the boy o its a way of shaving ses the dad
the boy goes downstarirs and his mum burns herself as she takes the turkey out of the oven, o fuking turkey she ses, mum wats a fuking turkey ses the little boy o its a way of slicing the turkey ses his mum..
the doorbell rings and the boy answers it it is his grandparents so he ses >
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"hello BsTards, let me get u 2 condoms, dads upstairs wnkiNg himself and mums fcKing the turkey"
thax 4 reading my joke if u hav any comments email me on gcqghotmail.com
there r loads of versions of this joke and if u want another 1 email me and i will send u one in retern
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