Gr8 msn names!
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If ur naughty go 2 ur room If u wana b naughty go 2 mine
Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs..
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know i m sexy, tell me something new
Before u criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes.... that way ur a mile away from them, and u have a new pair of shoes
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 of the population
You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often
They say kissing is the language of luv Care to indulge in a lil conversation
If your not living life on the edge, ur taking up too much space
I never forget a face… bt in your case i'll try to make an exception
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales?
Dont sweat the petty things, dont pet the sweaty things
0Dont be scared when a big old fat man cums n2 ur room n th midle of th nite an thrws u n a bag, i tld Santa i wanted u 4 Christmas.0
You're only bad when you get caught...so that makes me a good girl, RITE?
Im not shy i just dont like u
Im not smilin u im tryin not 2 laugh
I wasn’t kissing him i was just telling his lips a secret
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum but a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise
God made mountains, God made trees, God made U, But we all make mistakes
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
I'm not weird, I'm just plain gifted
The voices in my head don't like you
¿(W)? 1 day, your life is Gonna ()flash() b4 ur eyes.. Make sure its worth watching ¿(U)?
I wana b rememburd as the girl who always smiled, who could brighten ur day even if she coodnt brighten her own
Funny how we feel so much but cannot say a word, we are screaming inside but we can't be heard
When I die…bury me face down…so the whole world can kiss my ass
friendz r like condoms, they r there 2 protect u when thingz get hard
Rose are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happend to you???
There’s A Girl In My Mirror Crying Tonight, And There’s Nothing I Can Tell Her To Make Her Feel Alright…..
Never Kiss behind The Garden Gate, Because Love Is Blind, But The Neighbours Aint
Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted, Kisses Aren’t Kisses, Unless They’re Tasted
I Ran Up de Door + Closed d Stairs, I Sed My pj’s + Pt n My Prayrs, I Trned f d Bed + Jmpd n d Lite, Al Bcos u Gve Me A Kis Gdnite
I love those lil angels, the kinds that heaven sends....Im surrounded by these angels but I call them my best friends
If every time I picked a flower and was thinking of you, every garden in the world would be empty
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself
When some1 annoys u it takes 42 muscles 2 frown and 4 muscles 2 extend ur arm and slap that idiot n the face
Guys r like lava lamps theyr hot bt not that brite
I wish I could have you, but then again wishes don't come true
All Good Girls Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited
I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe
money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got
Wen u wer born, u wer cryin and every1 around u ws smilin. Liv ur life so dat wen u die, ur d 1 smilin n every1 around u s cryin
YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN if iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh
u had betta take some sLEepinG pills baby....cuz the only place ull get me is in ur dreamz¡»
childen in the dark cause accidents accidents in the dark cause children
sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you
B-hind evry gr8 girl is a guy staring her b-hind
If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???
lastnight i was lying in bed looking at the stars and i thought where the heck is my ceiling
when scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you
I don't make mistakes...I thought I did once, but I was wrong
guys act like dicks too make up for the ones they dont have
i am multitalented i can talk and piss you off at the same time
The glass is neither half full nor half empty; it is just twice as large as it needs to be.
Oh, Sorry…You Looked Cute From Far Away.
I never said it was your fault... I was just blaming it on you
I tried to sniff coke once.... But the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
I had a friend once. But the rope broke and he got away
Whoever said everything is possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door
When a guy says “suck it”, just smile and say “Nah, sorry….I choke on small things”
Any guy that can sweep you off your feet can just as easily drop you on your ass
I try to see things your way – but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Did you know by reading this, you have wasted about 4 seconds of your life
Never fight with an ugly person – they have nothing 2 lose
The trick to flying – throw yourself at the ground and miss
Money talks, but all mine ever seems to say is “Good-bye”
I don’t swim in ur toilet so don’t pee in my pool
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful
I used ±o Have an open Mind but My brains Kept Falling out
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely
A dick is like a rubix cube, the more u play with it...the harder it gets
Luv s a snsation cozd by a tmptation a gy stcks hs lcation n a grlz dstination 2 ncreas pplation f th nxt gneration do u ndrstnd my xplnation r do u nd a dmnstration
im a genie in a bottle and ur a tramp in a lamp
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, "Da that was fun
If you think missing me is hard, then you should try missing you
Mayb God wnts us 2 meet a few rong ppl be4 meetin th ryt 1, so th wen we finaly meet th persn, we wil no hw 2 be gra8ful
It's hard to pretend you love someone wen yu dont, but it's even harder to pretend you don't love some1 wen you really do
I don't want anyone else to get the chance to realize how amazing you really are
a btch s a dog,a dog brks,brks prt of a tree, tree s prt of nture, nature s buwtiful,so f u eva cl me a btch,thnx 4 th cmplmnt
rosez r red, violetz r blu, suga is sweet, and so r u. but the rosez r wilting the violetz r dead, the suga bowlz empty and so is ur HEAD
"oh i see" said the blind man "no u dont" sad the deaf man”
ifurreadinthisthenureallyneedtofindsumthinbettertodowithurlifecuzthisisjustatotalwasteoftimecuzitdontsaynuttinimportant
what happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana
I looked at a pig and then looked at you and thought " Man Dejavu
"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one...."
Poof Be Gone Your Breath Is Too Strong Poof Come Back I Found A Tic-tac
Hey look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as i do..
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
u always stop 2 stare, y not just take a picture??
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Hi I just noticed you noticing me and I wonder if you’d noticed that I noticed you too
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
an answer to that annoyin question I LET THE DOGZ OUT
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