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GREAT JOKE IF U HATE GEORGE W. BUSH****
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost. Bush asked "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set and honest and honorable example, just as I did." advised George Washington.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked Thomas. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government." advised Thomas jefferson.
Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do for the country?" Bush asked.
"Go to the theatre." replied Abe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUSH SUCKS!!!!
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