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1 realy good yo momma jokes from yo buds MotoCrossKC
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CALLED HER FRIEND TO ASK FOR HER PHONE NUMBER
YO MOMMA SO STUPID HER DAD SAID IT WAS CHILLY SO SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON
YO MOMMA STUPID SHE PUT LIP STICK ON HER HEAD TO MAKEUP HER MIND
YOU MOMMA SOOO STUPID SHE PLAYED A GAME BY HERSELF AND LOST
YO MOMMA SOO LAZY SHE CAME IN LAST IN A SNAIL MARATHON
YO MOMMA SOOO STUPID SHE SAID, "0 TO RETARD IN 0.0000001 OF A SECOND"
YO MOMMA SOOO STUPID SHE WAITED AT A STOP SIGHN UNTIL IT SAID GO
YO MOMMA SOOO SMALL SHE HELD UP A SIGHN THAT SAID DON'T SPIT I CANT SWIM
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE LEAVES MONNEY WHEN SHE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH
YO MOMMMA SOOO DUMB SHE TRIED TO KILL A BIRD BY THROWING IT OFF A CLIFF
YO MOMMA SOOO DUMB SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
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