10 best ur mamma jokes by charlie

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1. Ur mamma so old she did her driving license on a dinosaur.

2. Ur mamma so fat when she layed down on the beach, ur dad said  i never knew tree's grew on beaches

3. Ur mamma so dumb dat she got locked in the supermarket and starved to deaf.

4. Ur mamma so dumb ur dad put her in a paper bag n she said can i have da key to get out.

5. Wen ur mamma left the beach the lifgaurds shouted the coast is clear.

6. Wen ur mamma dived into the sea a whale came up 2 her and said:"We r family even though ur fatter dan me"

7. yo mammer is sooo poor she ran after a dust bin truck with a shopping list in her hand.

8. Ur Mamma is lik a radio she gets turnt on by black knobs

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