11111111 Bels gr8 stuff and funny stuff 4 guys an gurls
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
2. Lets play army, you lie down and I’ll blow the hell out of you
3. Can I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas?
4. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
5. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here
6. Your so sweet, r u putting Cadbury out of business
7. 1) I shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)
2) I shall not do drugs
(Alcohol last longer)
3) I shall not steel from k-mart.
(Target has a bigger selection)
4) I shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) I shall not steel from thy parents.
(Every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6) I shall not get in fights.
(Just start them)
7) I shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) I shall not strip in class.
(Strip bars pay more)
9) I shall not think about having sex.
(As Nike says just do it)
10) I shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just leave them in the middle)
8. little red riding hood was walking down a path and the wolf said to her lift your top so I can suck your b no she said while lifting her skirt eat me like the book
9. Humpty dumpty sat on the bed while little miss muffet was giving him h as soon as she came up she started to weep coz he off with little bow peep
10. Humpty dumped a fat w, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. all da kings hourses and all the kings men bent the b over and f her again
11. Hi I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you
12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
13. I looked up your name in the dictionary today. it said you were the most sexiest person on earth
14. Screw me if im wrong, is your name Lauren?
15. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
16. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
17. Haven’t I seen u b4? no, oh, it must have been in my dreams
18. Do you suck or swallow?
19. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
20. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here
21. You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it.
22. Stand back, I'm a doctor You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
23. I think I could fall madly in bed with you
24. Can I flirt with you?
25. Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'),
OK
Then, can we just practice?
26. Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms......cause you're magically delicious
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