1 Dumb blonde joke ull laugh ur ass off

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wow shut the fck up u whiney ass blondes i mean im one too but u dont hear me crying to mommy bout oh no im smart and cuz im blonde they call me dumb get a life and if that dont work die ur hair and then maybe just maybe ull b able to take a fuc'n joke besides its not like when someone says a joke it doesnt mean its directly aimed at u and sure im smart but i have blonde moments but who dont and oh by the way its only fair if we get all the jokes aimed towards blondes that we should be able to say blondes have more fun i mean its only fair lol




ok now heres some blonde jokes

1) why did the blonde jump off a cliff?
  she thought her pad had wings

2)ok there was this blonde who needed a job really bad, but no one would hire her because she was blonde finally she got one at Erwin and the manager says well will u take anything and she says yes i really need a job. well he takes her down to the tickle me elmo line and explained her job.

the next day the head of the tickle me elmo line told the manager how badly backed up the tickle me elmo line is  so together they went down there and sees the blonde pull over a roll of the tickle me elmo fabric and takes sewing to marbles between elmos leg the manager starts killing himself laughing for about 20 min. after he was done rolling around laughing he walks up to the blonde and says excuse me u must have misunderstood me yesterday i said to give elmo to test tickles


lol those are two of my favorits so hey just remember       
    BLONDES HAVE WAY MORE FUN

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