a lost of a friend for a drink too many

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yo momma so fat when she wet on tha bus she sat next 2 ever1.


yo momma so fat she fell in love n broke it.




yo momma so thik she revised 4 a drug test.


yo momma so thik she tried 2 wakea sleepin bag.


Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay"


Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book



Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she
strikes oil


Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.


Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"




Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch



dun 4 get 2 add me i can do ofer names like diss  'm an angee, I'm a Goddess, I know you euv me, so don8217;t be modest
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