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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something MY JAW
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Excuse me, do you have change for a 100 bill?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
introduce us.
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