1 and more resions why girls are cool and dumb at the same time
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
BUT I dont like:
1. Girls want equal rights huh?
We DO give you "equal rights". You have the right to do anything us guys do, so stop bitching.
2. Why do girls walk around as if there farts dont stink? Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then act like they fart sunshine and kittens when they fart.
3. I think this has nothing to do with why girls think they're better than guys but I have to comment: boy says:"God made man first" girl replies: "you need a rough drafted before you can make a 'masterpiece'" [< notice the quotation marks around "masterpiece"] yeah right, masterpiece. A masterpiece something perfect... nothings perfect. I'm not even close. So why would a girl be perfect? something perfect wouldn't complain about why guys don't like to answer questions like: Does this dress make me look fat? or Do you love me? because any answer the poor guy gives will be wrong.
4. Girls invented preps. To me, girls who act like "godesses", "dream girls", and other girls at school that think they're better, are preps. The reason they were invented was jealousy. Jealousy of what? you ask. Jealousy of GUYS. They always get in a fight w/ some other girl because the other girl took there guy. There's girls out there who fight someone else because they went out w/ their EX IT'S YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. Which means either he broke up with you [you dont need him], or you broke up with him [you dont WANT him] Then you go and fight the next girl that goes out with him...
Now back to the prep part. Those jealous girl become classified as preps. [the ones that can't stop their mindless gossip with their friends]
4. Speaking of gossip.
Why do girls gossip and spread rumers? It's dumb. They should be the ones that get beat up instead of the poor girl the rumer is about. [Ex.- Jill told Kim that Stacy hates her. (when it is obviously NOT true because they're BEST friends) So Kim and Stacy (the friends) have a "cat" fight because of what Jill told her.]
You know, the thing that probably makes you gossip and lie is those idiot "glamor" magizines that say stupid gossip about shit that doesn't matter.
5. Almost ALL girls CAN NOT keep a seceret...
You tell a girl one thing that you don't want anyone else to know, and all of a sudden, your reading what you told on the internet on a "gossip" site. Then you end up being the outcast of your school in the "geek" catogory. Here's a message to ALL guys: DO NOT tell a girl your secrets.
If a guy or girl tells a guy one of their secret the guy doesn't go and tell people, he keeps his lips shut, most guys forget what the person said.
6. I'm wasting your time...
I'm wasting your time. This page is long and boring, I don't know why you want to read even this far down. Maybe I'm making you mad? good.
7. Chick flicks SUCK. [if your a guy]
Girls. Dont waste your "b/f's" time by taking him to a "chick flick". They're ALL THE SAME. You've seen one and you've seen them all. They're all about some geeky girl that moves to a city or something and she get a "make over". how interesting. She then gets noticed by thousands of guys but her ugly geeky friends now hate her... [my version of how it should end>>>] the geek either makes her friend ugly again or she kills her.
8. You people must have a very boring life to keep reading this far. I'm about to end this madness.
This page is ONLY to the girls who: are preps, dumb blondes [not all blonde are dumb], most cheerleaders [not all cheerleaders are dumb but if your one and your reading this you probably are], and the other moronac girls that think EVERY guy wants them. <<< THoes are all the girls that will grow up to be movie stars and have 5 kids but no father. There kids will grow up to be JUST LIKE THEY WERE.
Now. I DONT hate all girls. Most girls can actually be cool. So if your not a girl I've listed above, dont get mad.
Any comments? I DON'T CARE. send them if you want but it's not likly I'll be bored enough to write back.
And I say again: Guys can't servive without women, but it doesn't mean you can act like your so special your fit to be a queen.
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