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Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling

YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you're all the same.  hehehe

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? or should I bite ?

would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?

DONT wish UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before
a masterpiece

My freezer is hotta than you...

If u need space join NASA baby

Dream as if you'll live forever.......Live as if you'll die

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film

Girls are like playdough, fun to play with, not to eat

Guys are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table

Walkin down the street, feelin' the cool breeze, all da hotties heads turn 90 degrees, struttin' my stuff, and shakin' my booty, no one can replace this li'l cutie


Da scene is hustlin', bustlin', inside the club is jumpin', champaigne be bubblin', Da music be pumpin', and then -Boom- silence, me n' my girls walk in

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm 100 Princess, what the heck are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty... what happened to you?

I have all the answers, but I never said they were right

If you're drinking apple juice, and it's warm, odds are that ain't apple juice :S

What does it mean when a guy is gasping for air and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough

What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?

You were so cute as a baby... what the hell happened?

If your nice, you can call me sweety, if you're sweet, you can call me hunny, if you're hott, you can call me tonight

Laundry is the only thing that should be seperated by color(down with racism)

I tried to sniff coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose

Remember my name, remember my face, cuz there ain't no otha hunny that can take my place

I look like an angel, act like one too, but you never know what this angel might do

If you hate me, I love you too, it ain't my fault that I'm cuter than you

Milk does the body good but DAMN boy how much did you drink?

If you climb up the ladder to success, don't let the guys look up your dress, they say your cute, they say your fine, but nine months later they say "It's not mine"

Guys are a lot like Bank Accounts, if they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest

Money talks... but all mine ever says is "Good-bye"

Guys are like slinkies: it's always fun watching them fall down the stairs.

Smile if you think I'm sexy :)

Don't frown, you'll never know who'll fall in love with your smile.

My handsome prince is on his way. He just got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Why does a heart represent love when hearts get broken?

Damn right I'm good in bed I can sleep for days

Its not my fault I fell for you. You tripped me

4 outta 5 doctors reccomend me to cure aches and pains

I ain't no video game, so quit playin me.

I want to be the girl who walks past you in the hallway. I want you to stop and stare. Then turn to your mates and smile, "Hell, yeah"

God made Coke and God made pepsi. God made (name) so darn sexy.

God made beer and God made wine. God made (name) so damn fine.

Do you have a library card, cos you're checkin me out.

Can you give me directions to your heart? I'm kinda lsot into your eyes.

His eyes are the colour of pete-bogs. But this is one pete-bog I'm planning to stay in for one hell of a long time.

Good girls are bad girls who don't get caught.

You gave me your number, said give me a call, thought I wouldn't call at all. -411

Save water, shower with someone.

I'm bored. Wanna make my night exciting?

You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.

Don't upset me, I'm running outta places to hide the bodies

PMS and a gun. Any questions?

Ahh, I see the assasins have failed. You can leave me alone now.

Gone crazy Be back soon.

Out like a condom machine at a frat party.

Like a hunny b brb.


Love you guys,
Oh and hey to my crew,
Mel, Karina, Georgi, Edd, Matty, Craig,Charlotte and Charlotte
Oh and my dog, Dufus

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