aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing yo momma jokes!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
yo momma, so fat, people run round her for exercise
yo momma, so poor, when i stepped on a lit cigarette in her house, she yelled, ''who turned off the heating?''
yo momma, so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
yo momma, so fat, the weather agency gotta assign code names to her farts
yo momma, so ugly, everytime i see her, i throw a banana
yo momma, so fat, when she walked by my window i got no sunlight for 3 days
yo momma, so poor, when i kicked a trash can, she popped out and said, ''who's knocking?''
yo momma, so poor, when i saw her kicking a box down the road, i asked ''what you doing?'' and she said ''moving house''
yo momma, so fat, she's on both sides of the family
yo momma, so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas
yo momma, so fat, i had to roll over at least 5 times to get to the other side of her
yo momma, so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
yo momma, so fat, she fell in love and broke it
yo momma, so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun
yo momma, so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
yo momma, so fat, when she steps on the scale it says ''to be continued...''
yo momma, so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE
yo momma, so fat, when she lay on the beach, people run around yelling, ''Free Willy''
yo momma, so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new island
yo momma, so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says ''OK''
yo momma, so fat, i've known her all my life and i still haven't seen ALL of her
yo momma, so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
yo momma, so fat, she gotta put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
yo momma, so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read ''one at a time, please''
yo momma, so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
yo momma, so fat, when she plays hopscotch she goes to New York, L.A, Chicago...
yo momma, so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock
yo momma, so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets
yo momma, so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her
yo momma, so fat, she stands in two time zones
yo momma, so fat, when she goes to an All-You-Can-Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
yo momma, so ugly, when she went to a competition to find the ugliest person in the world, they said to her ''sorry, no professionals''
yo momma, so fat, when she went to a competition to find the fattest person in the world, they said to her ''sorry, no professionals''
yo momma, so fat, she hoola-hooped the super bowl
yo momma, so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said ''who threw that rock?''
yo momma, so fat, to her, ''light food'' means under four tons
yo momma, so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ
yo momma, so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales jumped up, singing, '''We Are Family''
yo momma, so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
yo momma, so poor, she can't afford to pay attention
yo momma, so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money
yo momma, so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma, so stupid, when she went to a club and it said ''under 17 not admitted'' she went home and got 16 of her friends
yo momma, so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
yo momma, so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma, so stupid, she phoned me to get my telephone number
yo momma, so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
yo momma, so stupid, she sat staring at a container of orange juice because it said ''concentrate''
yo momma, so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo momma, so stupid, she took a cup with her to see Juice
yo momma, so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon
yo momma, so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo momma, so stupid, she took a pencil to bed to draw the curtains
yo momma, so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma, so stupid, she asked you, ''what's the number for 999?''
yo momma, so stupid, when she read on her job application not to write below the dotted line, she wrote ''OK''
yo momma, so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo momma, so stupid, she stole free bread
yo momma, so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch
yo momma, so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds
yo momma, so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at home
yo momma so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
yo momma, so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a Day Care Centre
yo momma, so stupid, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
yo momma, so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus
yo momma, so stupid, it took her a month to get rid of a 7 day itch
yo momma, so stupid, it took her a day to boil a 3 minute egg
yo momma, so stupid, it took her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
yo momma, so stupid, she couldn't read a audio book
yo momma, so stupid, she was driving to the airport, when she saw a sign saying ''Airport - Left'' so she turned around and went home
yo momma, so stupid, she was driving to Disneyland when she saw a sign saying ''Disneyland - Left'' so she turned around and went home
yo momma, so fat, when she asked me what jeans i had on, i said ''Guess'' and she said ''Levi's?''
yo momma, so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say ''damn is it Halloween already?''
yo momma, so ugly, her mom had to tie stakes around her to get the dogs to play with her
yo momma, so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo momma, so ugly, when she went to have a bath, the water jumped out
yo momma, so ugly, she had to say ''trick or treat'' down the phone
yo momma, so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
yo momma, so ugly, when she lies on the beach, cats try to bury her
yo momma, so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
yo momma, so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
yo momma, so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the Police she got mugged
yo momma, so stupid, where it said ''sign here'' on her job application she wrote ''Aquarius''
yo momma, so stupid, where it said ''emergency contact number'' on her job appliacation she wrote ''999''
yo momma, so stupid, when she asked me what letter comes after ''x'' i said ''y'' and she said '''cuz i wanna know''
yo momma, so stupid, she studied for a blood test
yo momma, so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
yo momma, so stupid, she got fired from the MM factory for throwing away all the Ws
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to put MMs in alphabetical order
yo momma, so fat, she put on high heels and struck oil
yo momma, so stupid, she went to a competition to find the stupidest person in the world and they said ''sorry, no professionals''
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
yo momma, so stupid, she looked at Cheerios and said ''look Donut seeds''
yo momma, so stupid, she got locked in DFS and slept on the floor
yo momma, so poor, when i saw her digging in a trash can, i asked her, ''what you doing?'' and she said ''Shopping''
yo momma, so poor, she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
yo momma, so stupid she try to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma, so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a whole in it
yo momma, so fat, when she told me how much she weighed, i thought she was giving me her phone number
yo momma, so stupid, she thought you needed a token to get on Soul Train
yo momma, so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ
Submitted by 61
Print this forward
Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored. MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website. LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events. Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements. SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident. Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet. Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees. |
 |