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2- she got run over by a parked car
3- dont cause road accidents drive on da pavement
4- wen a friend ov myn herd that 30 ov accidents happen at home she moved house
5-GuYs ArE LiKe StArS, tHeRe ArE mIlLiOnS oF tHeM, bUt OnLy OnE CaN mAkE YoUr dREaMs cOmE TrUe
6--xXx- ()it's better T0 Regret The ThinGs ¥0u do... Than The ThinG you doN't d0() -xXx-
7-oWhen a guy asks u to suck it...smile turn around and say,"I heard its dangerous to put small things in my mouth"o
8-::sweeTHearT::
9-NeVeR GiVe uP iF u sTiLL WaNNa TrYNeVeR WiPe aWaY uR tEaRs iF u sTiLL WaNNa CrYNeVeR SaY YeS iF u rEaLLy MeAn NoNeVeR SaY tHaT u DoNt LoVe HiM iF u cAnT LeT HiM Go
10-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice
11-I SmIlE BeCaUsE I hAvE No IdEa WhAt Is GoInG oN
12-«…:¨¨:…angel…:¨¨:…»
13-I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming it on you
14-Armed n Dangerous
15-How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other
16-The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind
16-Im like a parking ticket, i hav 'FINE' written all over me
17-)i have u in my heart
i have u in my liver
if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river
18-Poof Be Gone Your Breath Is Too Strong Poof Come Back
I Found A Tic-tac
19-Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya?
20-Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must
21-DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
22-i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u..
oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe
i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u
23- do i look as tho i care????
24- im not inconciderate i just dont giv a shit
25- DO NOT interupt me wen i am talkin 2 my self
26- i hav vioces in my head, they dont like u
27- lil kitten so cute soft nd cudly, with fangs nd claws
28- i so cool i make ice jelous, nd i am so hot fire dont stand a chance against me
29- shud i smile coz i am ur friend or cry coz thats all we wil ever be
30- whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
31- last night i woz lookin at the stars, then i jus wondered, where the HECK is ma celing??
32- Loving U is like breathing...how can i stop
33- remember my name u wil b screamin it l8er
34- i am the person ur parents warned u about
35- I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake
36- i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL
37- this day was a total waste of make-up
38-If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands
39- Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
40- i asked 4 a flower and god gave me a garden
i asked 4 a tree and he gave me a forest
i asked for a stream nd he gave me an ocean
i asked 4 sum 1 special, he gave me u
41- Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
42- Your village just called, their missing their idiot
43- if u think lifes a bitch wait til u c me
44- they say that money talks, but all myn ever says is goodbye ;)
45- Remember..... when someone’s annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to slap them.
46- Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her pill and now they have a son
47- The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana
48- (L)Dont be scared when a old man comes in ur room at nite and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u 4 Christmas(K)
49- Gurl of da year, sweetie of da season, ur man leftcha n im da reason
50-im a genie in a bottle and ur a tramp in a lamp
51- U sAy Im A BiTcH lIkE ItS a BaD tHiNg
52- (K)WiLd ThInG(K)
53- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit.
54- everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
55-i would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
56- Im goin straight to hell cuz its got to be a sin to look THIS good
57- God Made Me Beautiful...What the hell did he do to you?
58- Damn ur sexy, damn ur fyne. i'll be ur 6 if ull be my 9
59- I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception
60- y'no wot goes best wiv a face like urs? a paper bag
61- Put A Condom On Your Head 'Cause If You're Gonna Act Like a Dick, You Might as Well Dress Like One
62- Can I have a Picture of You...? So I can Show Santa What I want 4 Xmas (K)
63- I wanted to kill the hottest person alive....
but then I relized I would be single
64- Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try da other shoe madam
65- I‘m not a tease. Just a reminder of what you can‘t have
hope u like them all. big shout 2 sammie nd emily all 2 all ma other m8s, by da way if u r wonderin i aint clever enuf 2 make all them up, i stole then from every1 elses page ok then bye bye. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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