1 a 10 Awsome yo momma jokes!lolz!
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They aren't in a specific order
1.Yo mamma is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
2.Yo momma is so dumb she stole a free sample.
3.Yo momma is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
4.Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and got skittles.
5.Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put mm's in abc order.
6.Yo momma is so skinny she had to run around in the shower to get wet.
7.Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car.
8.Yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got arrested for mooning.
9.Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiled all the cars on the street started going slower.
10.Yo momma is so fat she ordered a water bed and they threw a blanket over the ocean.
lolSorry if you find these offensive they are only for fun
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