1 and/or more reasons why guys like girls.....

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1. They're "hot". I say hot because it's a short word.

2. They're not your average friend...they don't try to be better than you.

3. You can marry them and not be considered gay.

4. Again you're not gay if you go out with them.

5. They're beautiful....exept for the ugly ones. [fat, preppy,  etc.]

6. It makes us guys feel stronger. [no offense ladys]


NOW...some things guys wish girls new...

1. We DON'T call back unless we have something to talk about. Like I've said on here before, we don't want to bored you to death. Chatting's more fun anyways. So is seeing you.

2. Why do you think ALL guys like sports? Not all do. In fact I think sports are dumb. But I have things I like doing and other guys might not like. Now you don't see me bitching like SOME girls do, do you?

3. We wish all girls "masterbated". It's just a cool fantasy.

4. We like our porn too. GET OVER IT. We get over you spending are hard erned money buying clothes that you'll only wair maybe once. [Does not apply for all girls. exept for the porn part.]

5. We can't help looking at other hot girls. It's nature. [i don't mean "natural"]

6. We HAVE to act "different" around our friends. It's like a fight to see who's stronger and better.

7. We HATE when you ask us questions like, "Do I look fat?" or "Do you love me?" The answer is "No" and "Yes" AND most of you STILL wont believe us.

8. You're not all better liars. You might be good at lying and saying you are, but you're not. Girls lie JUST LIKE guys do. They both suck at it. So you might as well tell the truth.

9. Preps and etc. are the reason some guys think some girls are "hoes". So blame them. Don't go hating ALL guys.

10. Why do girls get mad at guys for what seems to be no reason? How can we know if you don't tell us. I'll say it once and I'll say it again, "I WONT APPOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW I DID."


What's typed above DOES NOT apply to ALL girls. So don't go bitching over nothing. You're just wasting time, money, air, and energy.

I want you to remember I ONLY hate the females I hate. The rest I like. Guys can't survive w/ out girls. BUT. They CAN servive without those preps who think they're "all that". Believe me when I say they AREN'T.

Any comments? I DON'T CARE. Send them if you want, but it's likely I wont be bored enough to write back....no wait, I'm bored a lot, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this would I?

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