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Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule 4
It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
Rule 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule 7
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -not both.
Rule 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Rule 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule 10
Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at.
Rule 11
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Rule 12
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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