3 chinise torturs

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There was an american solider that was at war for 5 months now and on his way home. On his way his plan got shot down and he survied it.

He was walking for a long time.

When he came to a old chinise guys house, he asked to spend the night and have something to eat.

The man said "Sure, but i must warn you my daughter is very beatiful, and if you do anything with her I will punish you with the 3 chiniese torturs."

The solider said "okay" and was on his way in for something to eat.

When the solider saw the daughter of the man and was astonished by her radienes.

So the man had sex with her that night and after went to bed.

When the soilder woke up, He found a huge rock upon his chest with a note saying "First toruture, Large rock on chest"

So the solider pushed the rock off of his chest and out the window.

When he pushed the rock off there was a rope attached to it,on the rope was a note so he grabbed the not and it said "Second torure, Rope attached to big rock attached to right testicle".

So he jumped out of the window and on the window seal was another note and it said "Third torture, Rope attached to bed post attached to left testicle."

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