Sum Gr8 Yo Moma Jokez!!!

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Yo momas so fat that when she stood on the scales it said "One at a time please."


Yo momas so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday.


Yo momas so fat that when she stood on the scales it said "To be continued..."


Yo momas so stupid that she sat on the t.v. to watch the sofa.


Yo momas so stupid that when i was in the supermarket and i saw her staring at an orange juice carton and asked her what she was doing she said that the juice box said "Concentrate"


Yo momas so poor that when i stood on a 2p she told me to get off her life savings.


Yo momas so poor that when i saw her kicking two tin cans around i asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving"


Yo momas so poor that when i saw her staring at a cardboard box i asked her what she was doing and she said "Watching T.V."


Yo momas so stupid that she got locked in Safeays and she starved.

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