1 All rules made by my father
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
no eating
no grubby fingers on the computer screen
no drinks
don't fiddle with computer settings
don't touch the electricity meter
watch the tower with your knees
no fingerprints on disks
don't forget to take out a disk before shutting down
(he forgot to add no chatrooms to the list he banned my access for playing a yahoo game)
And my control freak dad has broken them all.
Heres his new ones for dating:
Make sure you're home safely by a certain time and he make sure of it
Call us every 5 minutes (well you know how parents exaggerate)
If you aren't enjoying yourself come home
Make sure he buys you the alcohol because hes old enough and you're not (18 in england)
If he wants to do anything with you he has to ask my permission well not really but I don't want my daughter sleeping around
I want to meet your dream guy sooner rather than later
You mess with my daughter I mess with your face
Make sure he doesn't take his eyes off you for the whole night
When's he coming for dinner?
Make sure he calls you I don't want a big phone bill
If he's not worth it I will know its a fathers instinct
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