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ND THE JOB INTERVIEW*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A BLOND WENT TO A JOB INTERVIEW, AND HER PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER SAYS "HI, NOW, I'M JUST GONNA ASK A FEW QUESTIONS THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU" SO THE GUY ASKS HER "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" AFTER COUNTING ON HER FINGERS FOR SOME TIME, THE BLOND REPLIES "22".
"OK" SAYS THE EMPLOYER, THEN ASKS THE NEXT QUESTION "HOW TALL ARE YOU?" IN RESPONSE TO THIS THE BLOND GETS OUT A TAPE MEASURE, THEN TUCKS ONE END UNDER HER FOOT, AND SAYS "5 FEET 2". THE EMPLOYER THEN SAYS "OK, LETS GO BACK TO BASICS, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" THE BLOND THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE, THEN SAYS "TANYA". THE EMPLOYER THEN GETS CURIOUS, AND ASKS HER "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT JUST THEN?" THE BLOND REPLIES "I WAS REMEMBERING THE RHYME: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR...."
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