1 and a few more blonde jokes from Pam
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there is this blonde, brunette and a red-head speedin down a highway. all of a sudden the cop starts chasin em. they stop on the side of the highway to hide in a ruggidy old house and when they get inside they see 3 potatoe bags and each get in one. the cop comes in and kicks the bag with the red-head in it. she says "MEOW-MEOW" and then the cop says "oh, its just a bag of kitties" the cop kicks the next bag and the brunette replies "BARK-BARK" and the cops says "wow, its just a sack of puppies" and then the cop kicks the bag with the blonde in it and she screams "POTATOES-POTATOES....."
There was a Blonde, a American, a Russian in the mall.
The Russian said "We were the first ones in space." The Amarican sayz "We were the first ones on the moon." The Blonde says " We're gonna be the first ones on the sun." The American and Russian said at the same time " You can't go on the sun its to hot" The Blonde says "We're not dumb blondes were going to go in the night"
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde walks out and comes back the next day with her hair dyed red. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner again replies, "I'm sorry but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The next day, the blonde comes into the same appliance store with her hair dyed brown. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." Again, the store owner says, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde shakes her head in confusion in confusion and asks the man, "How'd you know I was a blonde." The store owner says, "Uh, Ma'am? That's a microwave."
There's a blond and she's board, so she goes to the supermarket and buys a puzzle. She gets home, tips all the pieces out of the box, and proceeds to try to put it together. She works for three hours, and doesn't accomplish anything. She is very upset and distressed, and calls her boyfriend at work. "I bought this stupid puzzle at this stupid shopping market and its so hard and I've been working on it for hours and I can't do it and I can't even find one single edge piece" At this point, she bursts into tears. Her boyfriend's like, "Wow she must be really distressed, I better go and make sure she's okay." "Ok," he says to her over the phone. "Just tell me, before I come, what is the picture on the box?" "Its just a stupid big chicken," she says.
He gets home, opens the door, looks across the room and says, "OKAY, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE PACKET"
bye bye xxxxxxx
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