1 A Bunch of lines...

Rating: G
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

Mind if I join you ladies I need to speak to someone who's not drunk.
I never believed in miracles until I met you.
I haven't seen you around here before do you live near here?
Man: Where are you going babe?
Woman: Somewhere where you won't be going babe.
You're like a map because I seem to be able to find my way when I'm with you.
Nice dress. In fact it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Man:Want to dance?
Woman:What does it look like I'm doing?
Man: With me gorgeous.
(she says to her boyfriend)
Woman: Is he still here?
Are you a couple or do I see two single ladies that need drinks?
I'll show you where it is if I can have your number.
Are those real?
Can I share your taxi?
What are you having? I'm buying.
bum pinches. You quickly see the guy running off like a naughty schoolboy then he turns round to see if you're looking and he flashes a grin.
There's this new club and I wondered if you were interested in checking it out...
Man:Its so obvious that you fancy me or you wouldn't have been staring at me all night.
Woman:You know I really was looking from a distance but up close...
Have you got the time?
Is this seat taken?
Hi I'm (James) what's yours?
Hi I'm (Joe) and I'm not going to say a cheesy line to you.
I know loads about you and I wanted to see if thats the real you.
Excuse me have you got change for 10 pound note?
Hey you've dropped your...
It's getting hot in here or is that just you?

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