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3 People, Heaven, Chickens
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You and you two best friends die and got to heaven. When you get to those pearly gates there is a farmer sitting in a lawn chair half asleep. You and your friends don't want to bother him so you just go on in. When you get inside you and your friends notice all these chickens running around. One of your friends says, "I wonder where all these chickens came from." Instantly the farmer in the lawn chair appears before you. He says, "I can only tell you one thing. So I'll tell you this: Whatever you do, don't step on a chicken." Then he disappears. You and your friends look at each other and laugh. Then you say, "Ok, I think that we should all just go our own way then we'll meet up again in 3 days at this same spot and tell each other what we've found." Your friends agree and you all go your seperate ways.
The next day you run into one of your friends and they are with this butt ugly guy. You ask, "What happened to you?" "I stepped on a chicken," she answers shortly. You say, "Well, I'll see you in a couple of days." Then you both go walk off.
The day after that you run into your other friend and she is with this guy that is uglier than your other friend's. You ask her the same thing and she says, "I stepped on a baby chicken." You two talk about her bad luck for a while then walk off.
The next day you and your friends meet at the gates and you are with this increadably hot guy. Your friends stare at you for a while then ask, "What happened to you?" You say, "I don't know he just appeared out of no where" Then the really hot guy says, "Well I know what happenened... I stepped on a chicken egg"
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