bad-times virus

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This is the same as those utha ones but i added some bits and changed some to make it more funnier and up to date lol

hope you like it





Please pay attention to this warning.

If you receive an email entitled "Bad-times," delete it immediately.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit/bank cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your DVD and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only the most expensive gay sex chat number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.It will feed viagra tablets to your cats/dogs.It will leave skiddys in your underwear.It will leave the underwear that has skiddys in it on your  coffee table when you are expecting your boy/girlfriends parents. It will replace your shampoo with hair removal cream and your self tanning lotion with pva glue , all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your bank/credit card.

If the "Bad-times" message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will super glue the toilet cover down and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only machine wash all of your dry clean only clothes; it will also refill your milo with gravox.

Warn as many people as you can

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