10 reasons to avoid hicks [REPLY]
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10 they cant form a sentence in english-most words are slaughtered, ie- "Ma brudder, billy-joe-jed, bard ma truc. A opes ee chaks da all, so she dona keech own far."
-It's easy to talk and understand but not easy to type or read. So why would we type that way?
9 have you ever been in rural minnesota in the fall? A more common occurance than yellow on mustard is a couple of drunk hicks in blaze orange shooting anything that moves (they hope it is "da turdy point buck")
-I can't say I like hunting very well but I do like shooting stuff.
8 you know you are in hicks-ville when the school gangs wear their colors-green for john deer and red for international harvester. (brands of tractors)
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7 the age old arguement of hicks, which is the better truck? Chevy or Ford?
-They're both good trucks. I do think the new 2003 chevys look kind of....dumb [my dad owns one] but it's still a good truck. Dodge's that don't have a desiel engine suck.
6 the seinor pranks in the highschool consist of chickens in the teacher's lounge and freshmen in a stock tank (livestock water barel) also tractor chicken fights (ever seen footloose?)
-nope never seen it.
5 the most exciting event of the year is a county fair (something like _____ county onion festival or the ______town baked bean feed)
-Yeah so?
4 hicks always carry a pocket knife. they use this for everything-from manicures, to abcess lancing, to calf castration, to snack preperation. they never clean this knife (except for the ocasonail pants wipe) NEVER accept food that is offered to you that has been prepared with THIS knife
-Ever heard of a pocket knife with 2 or maybe even 4 blades on it?
3 dental hygene is obviously not top priority with these people. a whole family of hicks mignt have 12 teeth togeather. the morning breath of this crew could knock out a skunk.
-Like I said, I'm a redneck...AND I happen to have braces.
2 hicks dont bathe regularly. on some levels i can understand this, if a person is going to roll in manure every day, why put on clean cloths and bathe to go out and roll in it again? regardless of weather or not we understand or agree with this, stay away. a farmer who dosent bathe is a smelly farmer.
-Good point. Maybe I shouldn't take a bath if I'll just get dirty again.. AND It'll keep people like you away. Thanks for the advice.
not that i have a problem with hicks or anything....
-Not that I have a problem with you not having a problem with hicks or anything...I'm just letting the people who don't know, know.
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