10 reasons why fat people RULE!!!!!!Reply
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10. Fat kids (the vast majority) know what it's like to be put down, so we don't judge on looks. We're all about the person inside, cuz we know how it feels to dislike the outside.
YES, FAT PEOPLE DO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE PUT DOWN, BUT ALL OF MY FIRENDS ALSO KNOW HOW TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN BECAUSE OF THERE LOOKS
9. If you are a fat kid lost in the woods and you're with Skinny Sally, SHE'S gonna die first Why? Cuz you have more warmth from your layers Rock on, fat kid
UMM OK.. THAT MAKES REALLY KNOW SENSE.. BECAUSE IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER ABOUT HOW FAT YOU ARE, ONLY ON IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WOODS.. DUMBASS
8. Once you have accepted that you are fat, eating is completely carefree Devour a cheesburger Chug that milkshake Plow through that pile of fries, becuase FOOD IS AWESOME
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL THE OTHER "SKINNY PEOPLE" BUT I LOVE FOOD AND I AM COMPLETELY CAREFREE ABOUT EATING. I MEAN YOU NEVER REALLY SEE ME WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF FOOD IN MY HAND OR MOUTH. COME ON
7. It is much more likely that if you are fat, you're gonna have boobs and an a.s.s. It's just the way it works. Alright
OK, AGAIN, I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER "SKINNY PEOPLE" BUT I HAVE BIG BOOBS, C CUP, AND A BIG ASS THAT EVERYONE, INCLUDING GIRLS, LIKE. PLUS, NO OFFENCE, BUT YEAH YOU DO HAVE BIG BOOBS AND ASSES, BUT LIKE WHO WANTS TO SEE THEM ANYWAY...
6. Repeat after me: fat kids will win every fight. Seriously, who's gonna mess with the fat kid? And if they're truly THAT ignorant, who's gonna BEAT them?
UMM, IN MY SCHOOL, I SEE FAT KIDS LOSING FIGHTS EVERY DAY, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING, OR WHAWT FIGHTS YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING, BUT THATS A LIE
5. You immediately become the muscle for your friends that aren't as big as you. You're a hero
UMM, AGAIN, A LIE, ALL OF MY FAT FRIENDS DONT REALLY HAVE MUSCLES
4. Fat=Tough. Tough=Instilled fear in those around you. And THAT = a great deal of RESPECT Hah
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO LIE IN ONE EMAIL. YES FAT IS TOUGH, IF ITS ALL MUSCLE FAT PEOPLE DONT GET RESPECT FOR BEING FAT.. WHAT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DO YOU LIVE IN ANYWAYS????
3. Jack Black is fat...he's like the coolest guy ever. Not to mention funny man extrordinaire Chris Farley (RIP Chris, we miss you) was fat. (Nobody competes with Chris Farley. Sorry.)
UMM ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT ASHTON KUTCHER, CHAPEL, ANY OF THE SKINNY FUNNY GUYS???
2. For all you know if you think you're fat, you might just be thick. And recent surveys show thick is SEXY. ;)
NOT REALLY, EVERY GUY I TALK TO, PRETTY MUCH ALL THE GUYS IN MY SCHOOL, LIKE "SKINNY PEOPLE" NOT THICK. AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THERE FAT, EITHER ARE, OR NOT EVEN CLOSE TO IT, THERE NOT THICK..
1. This last reason's kinda just my own, I have met so few un-cool fat people, fat people are the reason Dunkin Doughnuts and McDonalds are still in business, fat people make the world go 'round.
NOT REALLY, AMERICA IS THE REASON THEY ARE STILL HERE.. I AM 15, AM 5'3, AND WEIGH 101 POUNDS AND GUESS WHAT I EAT FAST FOOD EVERY DAY SO IM NOT FAT AND I HELP KEEP THEM GOING
if you want to deal with this 1 on 1, my email is lilghermyself.com and my AIM screename is MGtinkerbell69 or lovesenemy07
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