1 dumbass chain letter from some girl that sent them to me (reply)
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There is SO much wrong with this it's hard to mention it all without wasting my time... and by the way girls hav better things to do than 'piss their youth away' (and who's the one pissing their life away on 'videogames' as though they're more important and useful than the 'stupid crap' that is fashion trends?).
anyway.... that is by far not the worst part of your argument...can't be assed going into details but basically you're derogatory, offensive, traditional (the woman cooks, and the guy does as he wishes?) and most likely never had a proper relationship with this attitude. your comments weren't even funny.
Oh, and may i remind you this girl sending you the forward meant no harm to men. In fact, she was trying to find what she liked best in men and compliment them, wheras some people feel the need to find the worst in other people. (I am sorry that i am not exactly trying to find the best in you, but you haven't given a very good impression of yourself to do so). all i can say is you're obviously very bitter about something, and i hope you can learn to see with more of an open mind.
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1 dumbass chain letter from some girl that sent them to me
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Rating: PG-13
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This girl sent me something about 26 things the perfect guy would do. I commented under them.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
-When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, bitch.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
-What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
-Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
-This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
-LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
6. Play with your hair.
-Again with the hair? Women never play with my hair, why the double standard?
7. His hands always find yours.
-This is one of those things women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
-Bullshit. When you want something you don't act "cute".
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
-For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
-Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.
11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
-See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
-Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is a dumbass. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.
13. Stare at you.
-You stupid attention seeking hoe, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid crap like fashion trends."
I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my di ck in the oven.
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