AMERICA ROCKS!!!

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I've noticed, looking at these forwards that a bunch of dumbos are getting into an argument about which is "better," Canada or America.

I've also seen so many people try to stop the arguing with long forwards about why people are so stupid. I figure, why fight it? You know the saying, "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." And I think this whole thing is funny so I'm gonna conform and feed into it.

I live in America, but Canadians amuse me with their Canada-ish ways. Here's why...

1. Canadians say "aboot" instead of "about" and "sore-y" instead of "sorry." That is so amusing.

2. The show "Degrassi" comes from Canada and it's awesome. Ashley's hair is so pretty on that show.

3. Canada doesnt have a drinking age, from what I've heard. That's just freakin' awesome, although it might not be the safest choice.

4. They dont fight with anyone. Like in the game "Super Smash Brothers" there's always this character that sits on the side and doesn't do anything while everyone else fights. That's like Canada.

5. They have a maple leaf on their flag, so that must mean they like maple syrup. I bet they eat a lot of waffles in Canada. I wouldn't want to take a Canadian's waffle because they would be like "LEGGO MY EGGO BEE-YATCH" Haha, I'm kidding.

6. It's funny when they try to trash talk Bush. They stay out of all wars and foreign affairs, and then they think they know so much about politics. It makes me laugh.

7. In the show "South Park" the Canadians' heads split in the middle. I think it's funny, but I don't know why.

Canada rocks. America rocks. Feel the love.

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