b msn names.....i use these for my on msn nickname!!! :p
Inspirational
Rating: Not Rated
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Im not stupid im just...Okay wait im stupid
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
Lets play army, you lie down and I’ll blow the hell out of you
I shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
I shall not do drugs (Alcohol last longer)
I shall not steel from safeways. (Tesco has a bigger selection)
I shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
I shall not get in fights. (Just start them)
I shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
I shall not strip in class. (Strip bars pay more)
I shall not think about having sex. (As Nike says just do it)
I shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle)
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed while little miss muffet was giving him head as soon as she came up she started to weep coz he off with little bow peep
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
Stand back, I'm a doctor You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen his clothes.
roses are red,
pickles are green,
i like your legs and wuts in between
I'm a girl your a guy, Have anymore questions?
ur sexy, im horny, and questions????
ur ass reminds me of an onion cuz its sooo smelly it makes me wanna cry
get ur coat u just pulled
heres 20p ring ur mum and tell her u wont b going home 2nite
i'd tell u 2 go 2 hell, but damn... all dogs go 2 heaven
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
if sum1 eva calls u drop dead gorouse dont take it as a compliment coz they myt mean drop dead gorguease as in ur so ugly they drop dead as soon as they c u
If you were homework i'd b doing you on my desk right now;)
Do you have a map, because i just got lost in your eyes...
i smile cuz i ave no idea wot is goin on :D:):D
you're like train tracks, you get laid all over the world
AVOID RAPE- JUST SAY YES
Do U Wnt A Map Cuz U Have Been Wondering through My Mind ALL Day
<'''> SoMe PeOpLe R btChEs <'''>
:D Dont frown you never know who might be fallin in love wiv ur smile :D
true beauty cannot be soon unless u smile :D:):D:)
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there
"ur lips look like they taste good, may i try them?"
maybe i really did love, HAHA aren't i cute wen i lie :P
if i faint i want you to give me the mouth to mouth
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
bubi now
luv u
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p.s i made these specially for u amber, jus cuz i was bored and i thought lets be annoying and send these to amber.
ALWAYS loving u
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