20 Cheezy Pick up lines!!!

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Dude these are SO stupidOh my gosh Guys DONT EVER use these

1. Girl, are you jamacan? Cuz u jamacan me horny

see i told you Heres more:

2.My love for you is like dhiareah. I just can't hold it in
3.Your father must be a baker cause u got a nice pair of buns.
4.Girl are those astronot pants? Cuz ur ass is outasite
5.are your parents mentally challenged cuz DAMN girl u sure are special
6.Girl you look so tasty id drink your bath water
7.Are you from Tennesee cause ur the only ten i see.
8.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
9.Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
10.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
11.Could you give me directions, i got lost in your eyes.
12.Baby, if i could rearange the alphabet id put u and i together
13.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
14.you wanna come see my hardrive i promise it isnt floppy or 3.5 inches.
15.Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
16.Want to taste my dick? (What?) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
17.They Call me coffee cause i grind so fine
18.Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
19.Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
20.Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
15.If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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