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10 reasons why americans kicks a$$ [RePlY]
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1. we dont have to diss ppl to make us look better( thats to all the canadian ppl who post shit about us americans)
If you didn't have to "diss" people to make yourself look good, what would be the purpose of this forward?
2.if u know why we picked the eagle u wouldnt be dissing it.(um...who ever said the beaver is cute..i have on question have u ever seen one?)
I actually have seen a beaver...several actually...maybe by visiting the zoo or actually getting off your ass and turning the tv off for just a second you would see one too
3. the only reason no one starts a war with canadians is because they know their wasting their time.( canadians have to have us back them up cause they cant do it themselves)
Yikes this one is bad...I mean im soooo jelous that no one starts a war with my country
4. A person in texas scored a perfect score on the HARDEST test ever given
Oh really? Well guess what else someone from Texas did? Started an unneccasery war with a country him and his father were good frineds with...killed millions of innocent people...lied to a nation of people...care for me to continue? Pick up a book my Micheal Moore and get yourself educated about your wonderful country. (Oh and in case you too ignorant to knwo who this Texan is...It's your amazing president, Mr. George W Bush)
5. first of all we're smart enough to know that u cant pay ur way into harvard or yale( if u lived here u would know that)
Smart enough to get into Harvard and Yale...well if my sources are correct...and they are...a test given to students at this amazing schools was given recently...1 person got them all right...80 scored less than 58 of the questions right...the most commmon incorrect answers included american history and world affairs, as well as questions involving thier current classes. The most correctly answered queston? Who is Snoop Dogg? That's right...get off your ass and turn mtv off for minute and read a god damm book.
6. The only reason why people pick a fight with americans (wars) is because they want their asses kicked. ( thats the only thing that happens to ppl who mess with Americans)
That's exactly right. One day someone woke up and decided "today i think i'll get my ass kicked today...better mess with America". I'll bet.
7. We dont diss ppl until they diss us( we actually try being their friends instead of judging the unknown....Candaians towards amercians)
Oh yeah i bet you give ever person a chance before judging them...i'll bet not even a small percentage of those not so good americans even "dissed" a person first...yeah right
8. Americans can actually undertsand what i said in 7
i understood it quite well dispite you complete incoherence thank you very much
9. Americans can spell correctly( to all the canadians who dont know how to spell on here)
I know plently of americans who cant spell for shyt...read half of there forwards...its really quite sad...
10. You can only diss Americans on the computer because you know if you said that shit to a "real" american you'd get your A whooped( and u acutally already knew that i bet)
No wrong again i would say this straight to the face of any american...even more stuff actually as i hate typing...because what do i have to fear? getting my ass kicked by a bunch of over patrioc americans? i dont think so
Anyways i think you should all get a life...whos to say thats someone is better than someone else? Especially when your completly uneducated on the topic...i advise everyone...including some of the ignorant candadians participating in this canada vs american trend...to go out and learn something about what your saying...it's really not hard if you try...the hardest part is prying yourself off that couch for a couple minutes and maybe pick up a book..hey you can ever stya on that couch jsut turn off the tv its really not difficult to get to know a little something abotu what your saying well good luck with that
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