A very fishy joke

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There was two prawns, one called Christian and the other called Paul.

One day they were out swimming and Paul said he was board of bein a prawn and he wanted to be a shark.

Suddenly a cod popped out of no where and said  "I am your fairy Cod mother, i shall grant you 3 wishes" 

Paul said "i want to be a shark".

POOF

Paul was a shark and swimming around but one thing about beeing a shark is that everyone is scared of you.

so one day he SHOUTED "Fairy Cod Mother"

then out of no where she came "what do you want".

"i want to be a prawn again" said Paul.

Paul went to his friends Christian's house and said "let me in Christian"

"No your a shark, you'll eat me"

"No no I'm Prawn again Christian"

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